Mondegreens

[Bee-liever]

Those annoying wrong lyrics that get stuck in your head.....
even after you find out the correct ones 

"cheap wine and a female goat"
Cold Chisel - Cheap Wine
(cheap wine and a three-day growth)

"your ass strategically dipped below one's eye"
Carly Simon - You're So Vain
(Your hat strategically dipped below one eye)

"now bring us some friggin' pudding"
Traditional - We Wish You A Merry Christmas
(now bring us some figgy pudding)

[Pingaware]

"But I had heard the WACs recruited only for the war"

Cheap Trick - Surrender

(But I had heard the WACS recruited old maids in the war)

That one gets me all the time. My brother also had something in Kate Bush's Wuthering Heights that he heard as atom bomb...

[lnminente]